a window into my nicofree life

so i was replying to my potential roommate when i took a glance at the last few emails i've sent out and for the first time saw all the subjects next to each other...
i think it make my life sound much more entertaining than it is...
what story comes to your mind?
(ascending chronological order... )

--rough
--*the* way to play some sweet tracks
--consistently paid non-rent-screwer-out-of-er
--fuck work... i'm a free spirit
--New Email address (email to braincube screws up the storyline)
--velvety voice and doe eyes
--lack of technology
--i couldn't find the one with the thong
--im such a bassass... the shark story
--killers
--penicillin you in