We all know that there are too many syllables in that last verse... Here is rye's suggestion... Any feelings? I am happy with changing it..
lytri: never mind the extra
lytri: butter on the popcorn
lytri: it's just some lube
lytri: for our kama sutra forms

Arms Akimbo

The user. It's not actually someone's account right? If not, then don't post under his name if you want me to really care about who's putting it up. I mean, I might want to flame the shit out of matt, but if it was really Ian that posted it, I'd want to be nice, cause I like Ian better than Matt. See what I'm saying? Cool...

Also, where did K say anything about getting away from the purpose of hte site like M mentioned in one of his posts?

the movie love song

hey little baby
tonight where will you be?
if you have no plans
woudl you spend it with me

sweet little cutie
waht do you want to do?
what ever you choose
you know i respect you..

i have an idea
we dont have to make out
we'll rent a movie
wont even leave the house



Action or drama
Doc-u-ment-a-ry
if you are in my arms
it doestn matter to me


turn down the lights
snuggle up real close
can i unbutton
some buttons on your blouse

if i rented oone
romance flick for you
i know you woudl love it
would you give it up too

if i held your hand
and caressed your knee
after the show
would you sleep with me?

dont worry about
too much butter on the corn
its just some lubricant
for our kama sutra forms

pretty smart for an asian...

so kimbo is right... we've gotten away from the orginal purpose of this blog...

it's all about the music man

anyway... 1) post here if you send something into the email acct... i just found ian's version of do anything but it was by luck... umm. .lets get some effects on that mofo and maybe add something..
more vocals?
2) any thoughts on the test song i uploaded.. expandable or f it?
3) did anyone do vocals for madonna? i didnt.. but i'm a giant loser... so thats my excuse... any idea what hte speed was on fourier?
4) songs i'm working on:
a) You're too hot for me (but i'm going to hit on you anyway)
b) Wanna watch a movie?
c) The errand
d) Song of insomnia
e) 24 Tribute song...
anyone else doing anything productive!
btw... Gertrude is a beast... sounds soooo good.. and plays oh so nice... i cannot wait to record with her...
also...
i was thinking of rerecording the madonna solo wihtout the f'd up rhythm.. just do it at the tempo of the new song (96 bpm) waddaya think?

a window into my nicofree life

so i was replying to my potential roommate when i took a glance at the last few emails i've sent out and for the first time saw all the subjects next to each other...
i think it make my life sound much more entertaining than it is...
what story comes to your mind?
(ascending chronological order... )

--rough
--*the* way to play some sweet tracks
--consistently paid non-rent-screwer-out-of-er
--fuck work... i'm a free spirit
--New Email address (email to braincube screws up the storyline)
--velvety voice and doe eyes
--lack of technology
--i couldn't find the one with the thong
--im such a bassass... the shark story
--killers
--penicillin you in

I'm a country!

You're the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!

You have nothing to lose but your chains, and since you had all these chains lying around when you lost them, you promptly put them on others. Nevertheless, you are very industrious, with a knack for coming through in the clutch when it looks like all is lost. Despite your hard work, many people think you no longer exist, or that you could break up at any moment. You're good in theory, but the practice needs work.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Not Floundering

Well, at least you're floundering, I'm just dead in the water. Stupid drums, not easy to plug in to a computer. I guess that's why I'll have to get an electronic set. Time to Craigslist my old set, maybe some poor schmuck will drag a van over to Clyde's apt to pick up my set that's sitting there and then pay me a couple hundred bucks to take it away (suckers!). And then electronic drumset time! Woot!

Floundering

Why does it seem like I'm floundering in the wake of Matt and Kimmie's musical progress? I don't have internet at home so I'm way behind on the whole .mp3 creation thing. Plus I'm sort of confused about which song we're (virtually) attempting first; Madonna? Ashtray Babyhead? Let me know what I need to do, and don't forget that I'm handicapped, and I need much much more direction than either of you.
Let's get Ryan to lay down some drums!

straight edge

yeah.. i rawk... i am substance abuse free..
best part... work up clear headed and ready to take the world by the balls...
sweet..
screw which one first... do em both..
ryan sucks...
anyway... i am fucking losing it so....
"Fuck work, I'm a free spirit"

This is for you jerks. And by you jerks I mean Matt.

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

Hopefully this will amuse you long enough so the alcohol has enough time to seep out of your pores before you pour more in...

Demand

I demand more security priveleges. For example, I can't stand reading the drivel that "m" posts to this site, so I would like to be able to edit his posts and if not make them better, then at least format them correctly, that bastard. NOW!

conttemnt managersA?

EDITED: i left matts drunken spelling to help everyone visual his state of mind -kimmie

lytri: hahaha, i can tell that you need amusement
Spettro2: shit yahea
Spettro2: look at me
Spettro2: art
Spettro2: g
lytri: yes matt, you are art
Spettro2: picasso
Spettro2: maybe monet
Spettro2: with out the looking good from a distance
lytri: you kind of look like a tall asian woman from a distance
Spettro2: excetp for the ahir color and the larg ass
lytri: well there is that
Spettro2: wait .. ar you saying ayoura wnt to jump me?
lytri: but i mean if you're wearing a hat and facing me
lytri: no, i like em short
Spettro2: wearing a hat.. facing you and on my knees
Spettro2: bad fucking idea dode
lytri: now that's what i'm talking about!

Couldn't we..

.. just record our shit as .wav's, convert them to .mp3's, upload them to gmail, then the next person records over the .mp3 as a .wav, converts that to an .mp3, uploads that .mp3 to gmail, etc. Does that make any sense to anyone but me?

In the end, when all of our parts have been recorded and we put our song together, we'll use the .wav's that we've each got on our respective computers. Wait, how do we get those centralized?

ARMS
AKIMBO!!

im charlene...

jews for jesus guys...
just upload mp3s save your own tracks as wavs and we'll use the mp3s for timing and sequencing... then master it with the wavs..
maybe thats waht ean said but i wanted the excuse to use the phrase Jews for jesus...
i think that could be a cool song title...
what doyou think.. too jack black?
i hope your tascam works... it will be one of the larger accomplishemnts in your life if it does.. and yes im still at work.. prolly why i cannot type..
FUCK SHIT HELL DAMn

stuck in my head

my... mothafuckin mouth, girl!... all day, today, its really annoying.

so i laid some tracks down the other night. 3 songs that turned out to be about half a gig total. so using gmail for storage may not work as we first thought. any thoughts? i created mp3 versions and sent them to matt, just so he can hear it and maybe create his parts, but we'll probably want to combine the original wav files, no?

rawk 'n'roll (as in, we'll give you a roll)

Status Recording Device: CLEANED

SO the 8-track has been cleaned. I took all the screws out, opened it up, and I looked inside of it like a first-year med student performing an autopsy. Using the damp cloth technique, I wiped down the outside AND the inside of my little Tascam beauty. I've got to admit, I didn't do a very good job; there's still some brown crust on it that I couldn't scrape off.
When I head home today I'm going to plug it in and see if anything works. If it doesn't, I'm going to consider buying myself a new goddamn recorder, with my landlord's money! Fuck yeah! If it does, I'm gonna buy some tape head cleaner from Radio Cock and wipe its ass with it. We can't have any dingleberries on the recording mechanism, can we?

it's coming in a yellow truck

the most beatiful Les Paul Rip-off ever!
Cherry Flame Top, Nickel Hardware, Rosewood Fretboard and a sound that makes you change your pants
http://track.dhl-usa.com/atrknav.asp?ShipmentNumber=25016856550
watch it with me...

plug this

I Say plug it the fuck in... i wouldnt worry about cleaning the head tho.. its going to be salt bridges across the circuit board you should be worried about and there is nothing to do about that other than take the entire hting apart and clean it with a damp cloth...
anyway.. i like that set list... i would add in...
....to be continued...